What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 02:03

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
Moonraker
-J W Pepper
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
-”Ah so!”
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What is your first experience having sex with older men?
Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.